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Fay - May 09, 2006 7:41:28 am PDT #3527 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Yeah. Mean, but funny.

ion, I am wearing Meara's vest. Or - not vest, because you folks use vest to mean waistcoat. Er. Wifebeatery thingy? For girls? Whatever you call that? Anyway, it's green, and it goes with my skirt, and I wore it to school today. Yes.

I heart Buffistas.

brenda m - May 09, 2006 7:44:12 am PDT #3528 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So, my sister's at home the other day, and it's a really nice day out so she has all the doors and windows open to let in some fresh air. She's out in the back yard gardening or something, and when she comes in, my dad's all "you know, you really need to watch leaving those doors open."

Seems he heard a noise and came out into the living room - where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2006 7:49:54 am PDT #3529 of 10002
What is even happening?

Fay, here's some American clothing translation visual aids:

Vest: [link]

Wife beater: [link] (I've always called them 'tank tops')

Seems he heard a noise and came out into the living room - where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.
YIKES! Did he manage to chase it out of the house?

brenda m - May 09, 2006 7:50:37 am PDT #3530 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, it ran out the door as soon as he approached it. But not before giving him a dirty look.

Vortex - May 09, 2006 7:51:30 am PDT #3531 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

No kidding - I don't which to hold to more.

gives new meaning to rub your head and pat your "tummy"

ion, I am wearing Meara's vest. Or - not vest, because you folks use vest to mean waistcoat. Er. Wifebeatery thingy? For girls? Whatever you call that? Anyway, it's green, and it goes with my skirt, and I wore it to school today. Yes.

a tank top, I think. like this yeah?

beekaytee - May 09, 2006 7:52:17 am PDT #3532 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Oh no Aimee. Much ~ma to you. we hateses the utises, yes we do.

I especially like the spotty one, though the other guy ain't too shabby, himself.

Thanks Bev. I'm tellin' ya, I've got a huge portion of cute floatin' around my place. My fortune is vast.

Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2006 7:53:11 am PDT #3533 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yeah, it ran out the door as soon as he approached it. But not before giving him a dirty look.

Was it a red or a gray squirrel? I'd bet money on red (so to speak). I'm surprised it didn't give him some chattery squirrel back talk along with the stinkeye.

DavidS - May 09, 2006 7:53:33 am PDT #3534 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

cue: Squirrel Cop

juliana - May 09, 2006 8:00:58 am PDT #3535 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

cue: Squirrel Cop

Bad squirrel, bad squirrel,
Whatcha gonna do...

Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2006 8:05:37 am PDT #3536 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

cue: Squirrel Cop

Going undercover as a Peruvian Pimp.

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