Fay, here's some American clothing translation visual aids:

Vest: [link]

Wife beater: [link] (I've always called them 'tank tops')

Seems he heard a noise and came out into the living room - where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

Yeah, it ran out the door as soon as he approached it. But not before giving him a dirty look.

No kidding - I don't which to hold to more.

gives new meaning to rub your head and pat your "tummy"

ion, I am wearing Meara's vest. Or - not vest, because you folks use vest to mean waistcoat. Er. Wifebeatery thingy? For girls? Whatever you call that? Anyway, it's green, and it goes with my skirt, and I wore it to school today. Yes.

a tank top, I think. like this yeah?

Oh no Aimee. Much ~ma to you. we hateses the utises, yes we do.

I especially like the spotty one, though the other guy ain't too shabby, himself.

Thanks Bev. I'm tellin' ya, I've got a huge portion of cute floatin' around my place. My fortune is vast.

Yeah, it ran out the door as soon as he approached it. But not before giving him a dirty look.

Was it a red or a gray squirrel? I'd bet money on red (so to speak). I'm surprised it didn't give him some chattery squirrel back talk along with the stinkeye.

where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

cue: Squirrel Cop

where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

cue: Squirrel Cop

Bad squirrel, bad squirrel,
Whatcha gonna do...

cue: Squirrel Cop

Going undercover as a Peruvian Pimp.

The thought of Fay in a tank top is making me, in the words of the ever-quotable Dr. House, "Not gay...just adventurous."

The thought of Fay in a tank top is making me, in the words of the ever-quotable Dr. House, "Not gay...just adventurous."

The Kinsey Scale is Fay's bitch.