We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - May 09, 2006 7:50:37 am PDT #3530 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, it ran out the door as soon as he approached it. But not before giving him a dirty look.


Vortex - May 09, 2006 7:51:30 am PDT #3531 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

No kidding - I don't which to hold to more.

gives new meaning to rub your head and pat your "tummy"

ion, I am wearing Meara's vest. Or - not vest, because you folks use vest to mean waistcoat. Er. Wifebeatery thingy? For girls? Whatever you call that? Anyway, it's green, and it goes with my skirt, and I wore it to school today. Yes.

a tank top, I think. like this yeah?


beekaytee - May 09, 2006 7:52:17 am PDT #3532 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Oh no Aimee. Much ~ma to you. we hateses the utises, yes we do.

I especially like the spotty one, though the other guy ain't too shabby, himself.

Thanks Bev. I'm tellin' ya, I've got a huge portion of cute floatin' around my place. My fortune is vast.


Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2006 7:53:11 am PDT #3533 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yeah, it ran out the door as soon as he approached it. But not before giving him a dirty look.

Was it a red or a gray squirrel? I'd bet money on red (so to speak). I'm surprised it didn't give him some chattery squirrel back talk along with the stinkeye.


DavidS - May 09, 2006 7:53:33 am PDT #3534 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

cue: Squirrel Cop


juliana - May 09, 2006 8:00:58 am PDT #3535 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

cue: Squirrel Cop

Bad squirrel, bad squirrel,
Whatcha gonna do...


Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2006 8:05:37 am PDT #3536 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

cue: Squirrel Cop

Going undercover as a Peruvian Pimp.


erikaj - May 09, 2006 8:14:12 am PDT #3537 of 10002
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

The thought of Fay in a tank top is making me, in the words of the ever-quotable Dr. House, "Not gay...just adventurous."


DavidS - May 09, 2006 8:26:09 am PDT #3538 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The thought of Fay in a tank top is making me, in the words of the ever-quotable Dr. House, "Not gay...just adventurous."

The Kinsey Scale is Fay's bitch.


Glamcookie - May 09, 2006 8:29:25 am PDT #3539 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I got a tetanus shot yesterday and blood drawn today. And I didn't freak out - not even a little bit! This is progress. Hey, it only took 36 years...

GF is home sick today. We are going to San Simeon for a long weekend this Saturday so I hope she's better by then and that I don't get it! We've been looking forward to a nice, relaxing time.