I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
macks on JZ most expeditiously
Spike: Ladies. Come on in. Plenty of blood in the fridge, don't be shy. Dawn: You mean like, real blood? Spike: What do you think? Dawn: Mostly I think, 'Eew!'
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Apr 27, 2006 1:51:12 pm PDT #1755 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2006 1:52:03 pm PDT #1756 of 10002
What is even happening?
Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.
Jilli, it is darling, but the buttons are pulling across the bust of a mannequin. Not a good sign.
Karl - Apr 27, 2006 2:02:40 pm PDT #1757 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Now is probably the expeditious, propitious, and furthermore auspicious (though I hope not vicious, capricious, or repetitious) time to acknowledge that I adore JZ beyond all reason or hope of recovery.
Congratulations, Jacqueline. You've broken me for the day. Can I tell my boss I get to go home now?
JZ - Apr 27, 2006 2:11:29 pm PDT #1758 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Karl, yes, yes you may. Broken people totally get to go home.
BTW, will you be around for any of the F2F events next month? Because there'll be many Buffistas there who have not yet had the pleasure of Karl-huggage.
Everyone else, I'm just so sorr--no, I'm not. I'm positively gleeful at all the goofliness and the spit tea and the macking and the power to send Karl home early.
erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 2:15:45 pm PDT #1759 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I think you should have to tell his boss that you broke his techie, JZ. It's only fair.
Karl - Apr 27, 2006 2:17:22 pm PDT #1760 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
I'll be around, JZ. I have a handfasting to attend on Saturday morning and a mandatory prep meeting for BayCon (which is the next week) on Sunday afternoon, and I won't be staying at the hotel, but I'll be sure and show up for Prom and to make faces at people. Also, to hug those who would like to be hugged.
JZ - Apr 27, 2006 2:18:50 pm PDT #1761 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Yes, sir, I broke him good and proper. He may possibly be in usable condition by Monday, but honestly I think we're looking at a 4-day weekend here.
erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 2:21:39 pm PDT #1762 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Maybe we should turn him off and turn him back on and see what happens. ;)
Cashmere - Apr 27, 2006 2:26:05 pm PDT #1763 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I was at a restaurant last night that offered an $18 Kobe beef hot dog on the appetizer menu.
I want to find the dipshit that turned Kobe beef into a hot dog and smack them hard.
I happen to enjoy a hotdog every once in a while--usually at a ball park, with a beer. DH likes to have chilli dog night at home every once in a blue moon so we do indulge--but it's all beef. We don't even buy bologna anymore unless I get a rare craving for grilled bologna sandwiches with mustard.
so as to help me expedite the process of courting you
Mmm...he also loses points for using the phrase "courting you".
Jessica - Apr 27, 2006 2:43:14 pm PDT #1764 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Best street hotdog I ever had was in Toronto. They're HUGE, and grilled over open flames until they're charred and wonderful. (And CHEAP, but a lot of that's the exchange rate.)
NYC street hotdogs are pathetic overpriced tiny little boiled things. Blech.