Tara ,'Storyteller'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Apparently young Americans are bad at geography.
After more than three years of combat and nearly 2,400 U.S. military deaths in Iraq, nearly two-thirds of Americans aged 18 to 24 still cannot find Iraq on a map, a study released Tuesday showed.
Okay, not exactly shocking, but the article does have an easy geography quiz. I was very disappointed they didn't have any overall results though, what's the fun of taking it if you can't feel smug afterwards?
I could hire you a hooker, if you want, I guess.
It would have to be a random hooker.
I don't know any specific ones, so that should be no problem.
Oh. You'll have to pay. That's OK?
You'll have to pay. That's OK?
That seems a little humdrum. Sob story freebie? Third party gift?
If I'm to pay for this, it'll need to wait until I score big in Vegas. Sob story you have to handle yourself. I'm sorry, that's just the way it sometimes.
We have a new litigation paralegal, who started yesterday. Thanks to me, she's already ordered bandages from Archie McPhee (which now has happy monkey bandages, by the way).
I feel so proud.
it'll need to wait until I score big in Vegas
July 4th? I guess I can wait.
I just ran out of work to do. Can I go home, before anyone can give me more?
Yes.
I think there's a romantic comedy happening outside my window. There's a guy and a girl who both walk their dogs out there, and their dogs started gamboling together and now the owners are having a long chat.
It'd be wrong to scream, "Just kiss already," right? They'd make a cute couple.
Awww, it's like 101 Dalmatians!