Awww, it's like 101 Dalmatians!
You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.
Tracy ,'The Message'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - May 02, 2006 2:21:03 pm PDT #5031 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2006 2:21:21 pm PDT #5032 of 10002
What is even happening?
Strega if that's wrong, blah blah blah right fishcakes.
ChiKat - May 02, 2006 2:22:00 pm PDT #5033 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
If they end up in a pond together, they are Doomed.
Strega - May 02, 2006 2:27:51 pm PDT #5034 of 10002
Their dogs match pretty well, too. One looks like a lab and the other looks more like a shepherd mix of some kind. And from what I can overhear, the girl's dog is female and the guy's dog is male.
Aw, they've gone their separate ways now. I've seen them both, but never at the same time. We have had the obligatory bit where a leash got tangled around the guy's legs, though.
Now I'll have to remember to watch tomorrow and see if they just happen to be out at the same time again.
Allyson - May 02, 2006 2:32:16 pm PDT #5035 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You should write a book about that, Strega.
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 2:33:39 pm PDT #5036 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dude, it's totally Jennifer Crusie.
Lee - May 02, 2006 2:35:10 pm PDT #5037 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Don't be silly, ita; in Jennifer Crusie books, only one of the pair has pets.
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 2:37:56 pm PDT #5038 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aha! That's how she avoids going all Opal Mehta!
Strega - May 02, 2006 2:41:54 pm PDT #5039 of 10002
You should write a book about that, Strega.
I think if I wrote it, it would rapidly turn into a book about the girl who is creepily watching them from her window and reporting on them to her friends, who live inside a magic box. Might get kind of dark.
Vonnie K - May 02, 2006 2:54:13 pm PDT #5040 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Is it just me or is anyone else having trouble getting to LJ?