I could hire you a hooker, if you want, I guess.
It would have to be a random hooker.
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:25:36 pm PDT #5023 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:28:24 pm PDT #5024 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't know any specific ones, so that should be no problem.
Oh. You'll have to pay. That's OK?
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:32:32 pm PDT #5025 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You'll have to pay. That's OK?
That seems a little humdrum. Sob story freebie? Third party gift?
Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:35:01 pm PDT #5026 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If I'm to pay for this, it'll need to wait until I score big in Vegas. Sob story you have to handle yourself. I'm sorry, that's just the way it sometimes.
Lee - May 02, 2006 1:37:06 pm PDT #5027 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
We have a new litigation paralegal, who started yesterday. Thanks to me, she's already ordered bandages from Archie McPhee (which now has happy monkey bandages, by the way).
I feel so proud.
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:50:13 pm PDT #5028 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it'll need to wait until I score big in Vegas
July 4th? I guess I can wait.
Lee - May 02, 2006 1:57:31 pm PDT #5029 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I just ran out of work to do. Can I go home, before anyone can give me more?
Strega - May 02, 2006 2:20:19 pm PDT #5030 of 10002
Yes.
I think there's a romantic comedy happening outside my window. There's a guy and a girl who both walk their dogs out there, and their dogs started gamboling together and now the owners are having a long chat.
It'd be wrong to scream, "Just kiss already," right? They'd make a cute couple.
ChiKat - May 02, 2006 2:21:03 pm PDT #5031 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Awww, it's like 101 Dalmatians!
Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2006 2:21:21 pm PDT #5032 of 10002
What is even happening?
Strega if that's wrong, blah blah blah right fishcakes.