We have a new litigation paralegal, who started yesterday. Thanks to me, she's already ordered bandages from Archie McPhee (which now has happy monkey bandages, by the way).
I feel so proud.
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - May 02, 2006 1:37:06 pm PDT #5027 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:50:13 pm PDT #5028 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it'll need to wait until I score big in Vegas
July 4th? I guess I can wait.
Lee - May 02, 2006 1:57:31 pm PDT #5029 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I just ran out of work to do. Can I go home, before anyone can give me more?
Strega - May 02, 2006 2:20:19 pm PDT #5030 of 10002
Yes.
I think there's a romantic comedy happening outside my window. There's a guy and a girl who both walk their dogs out there, and their dogs started gamboling together and now the owners are having a long chat.
It'd be wrong to scream, "Just kiss already," right? They'd make a cute couple.
ChiKat - May 02, 2006 2:21:03 pm PDT #5031 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Awww, it's like 101 Dalmatians!
Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2006 2:21:21 pm PDT #5032 of 10002
What is even happening?
Strega if that's wrong, blah blah blah right fishcakes.
ChiKat - May 02, 2006 2:22:00 pm PDT #5033 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
If they end up in a pond together, they are Doomed.
Strega - May 02, 2006 2:27:51 pm PDT #5034 of 10002
Their dogs match pretty well, too. One looks like a lab and the other looks more like a shepherd mix of some kind. And from what I can overhear, the girl's dog is female and the guy's dog is male.
Aw, they've gone their separate ways now. I've seen them both, but never at the same time. We have had the obligatory bit where a leash got tangled around the guy's legs, though.
Now I'll have to remember to watch tomorrow and see if they just happen to be out at the same time again.
Allyson - May 02, 2006 2:32:16 pm PDT #5035 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You should write a book about that, Strega.
§ ita § - May 02, 2006 2:33:39 pm PDT #5036 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dude, it's totally Jennifer Crusie.