Casper, despite having been told the words vagina and clitoris when she asked, has settled on calling her clitoris "my peanuts."

Huh. I was given a plethora of names for the cooch (downbelows, nether region, pumpum, chocho) as a child, but never thought to single out the clitoris for separate naming. Your daughter is perspicacious.

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She used to be so pretty.

Doesn't it look like her muscles don't work anymore?

Doesn't it look like her muscles don't work anymore?

Yes. "Melted" is the perfect descriptor. See? [link] She used to be cute!

Wasn't she one of the girl-group singers in the movie version of Little Shop of Horrors?

Yes, she was.

Yep! That's her.

I thought so!

"Why aren't you kids in school?"
"We're on the split shift."
"Yeah, we went to school for two years, then we split!"

I just got the following spam:

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Is it an incantation? If I say it at midnight while sacrificing a goat, will i have the power to smite thee?

If I say it at midnight while sacrificing a goat, will i have the power to smite thee?

Either that, or petunias will sprout out of your ears.

I got spam today from Perversely E. Anarchistic. New fave! Sadly, the message wasn't in English so I don't know what it said.

Today's winner for me is Incestuous A. Holley. I don't think I'll get any better than that.