If I say it at midnight while sacrificing a goat, will i have the power to smite thee?
Either that, or petunias will sprout out of your ears.
Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.
Willow ,'End of Days'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 12:28:52 pm PDT #3791 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 12:30:35 pm PDT #3792 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I got spam today from Perversely E. Anarchistic. New fave! Sadly, the message wasn't in English so I don't know what it said.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 12:35:58 pm PDT #3793 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Today's winner for me is Incestuous A. Holley. I don't think I'll get any better than that.
Kathy A - Apr 26, 2006 12:36:10 pm PDT #3794 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Back to Washington news, the DNC press release is here.
bon bon - Apr 26, 2006 12:45:00 pm PDT #3795 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I don't get lip implants, and I especially don't get it for her!
Kalshane - Apr 26, 2006 12:49:52 pm PDT #3796 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
So, I have no interest in reality shows, and only the barest interest in sports, but I've gotten hooked on "Pros vs. Joes". Just something about loud-mouthed guys who think they should have been athletes getting smacked around by retired professionals, some of whom are years past their prime, thoroughly amuses me for some reason. The other night they had a bunch of guys getting thoroughly schooled by Clyde Drexler.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 12:58:52 pm PDT #3797 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't get lip implants
I'm assuming that there are some good ones out there, and I don't notice them until they become heinous. Your average black chick is going to barrel right into heinous as soon as the instruments get near her mouth.
God, she looks like they slashed her muscles and stuffed them in her lips. Ick.
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:01:17 pm PDT #3798 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't get lip implants, and I especially don't get it for her!
Seriously.
Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2006 1:10:08 pm PDT #3799 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Huh. I was given a plethora of names for the cooch (downbelows, nether region, pumpum, chocho) as a child, but never thought to single out the clitoris for separate naming. Your daughter is perspicacious.
I don't think I knew there was such a thing until high school.
I remember a screaming argument between myself and my cousin when we were about four over whether it was a 'urethra' or a 'vagina'.
I'm really not sure what I'd tell a toddler that could be accurate yet short of a full-blown biology lesson.
Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 1:21:56 pm PDT #3800 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hooray!
Jesse sent me a Secretary's Day card!
She was the only one.
I got on the loudspeaker to wish myself a happy secretary's day and SIGH that I am THE ONLY ONE who hasn't received flowers.
Guilt is awesome.