Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Apr 26, 2006 12:36:10 pm PDT #3794 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Back to Washington news, the DNC press release is here.


bon bon - Apr 26, 2006 12:45:00 pm PDT #3795 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't get lip implants, and I especially don't get it for her!


Kalshane - Apr 26, 2006 12:49:52 pm PDT #3796 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

So, I have no interest in reality shows, and only the barest interest in sports, but I've gotten hooked on "Pros vs. Joes". Just something about loud-mouthed guys who think they should have been athletes getting smacked around by retired professionals, some of whom are years past their prime, thoroughly amuses me for some reason. The other night they had a bunch of guys getting thoroughly schooled by Clyde Drexler.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 12:58:52 pm PDT #3797 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't get lip implants

I'm assuming that there are some good ones out there, and I don't notice them until they become heinous. Your average black chick is going to barrel right into heinous as soon as the instruments get near her mouth.

God, she looks like they slashed her muscles and stuffed them in her lips. Ick.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:01:17 pm PDT #3798 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't get lip implants, and I especially don't get it for her!

Seriously.


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2006 1:10:08 pm PDT #3799 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Huh. I was given a plethora of names for the cooch (downbelows, nether region, pumpum, chocho) as a child, but never thought to single out the clitoris for separate naming. Your daughter is perspicacious.

I don't think I knew there was such a thing until high school.

I remember a screaming argument between myself and my cousin when we were about four over whether it was a 'urethra' or a 'vagina'.

I'm really not sure what I'd tell a toddler that could be accurate yet short of a full-blown biology lesson.


Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 1:21:56 pm PDT #3800 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hooray!

Jesse sent me a Secretary's Day card!

She was the only one.

I got on the loudspeaker to wish myself a happy secretary's day and SIGH that I am THE ONLY ONE who hasn't received flowers.

Guilt is awesome.


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:25:34 pm PDT #3801 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think with boy toddlers, I'd find it easy to just say penis and testicles, but girls...?

One of the gripes I had with The Vagina Monolgues is that they called the whole pussy "vagina." And it's not! The vagina is part of the girl's pussy, not vice versa.

I have genitalia naming pet peeves. And ya know, there's really no great non-dirty-connotated word for...well, pussy. I like pussy.

As a word. Geez, y'all. Although I'm fond of my own, too.

GOD, STOP ME TALKING.


JZ - Apr 26, 2006 1:28:21 pm PDT #3802 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

GOD, STOP ME TALKING.

Well, God had better, because the rest of us have no intention of doing so. Please continue!


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2006 1:29:04 pm PDT #3803 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

GOD, STOP ME TALKING

but then you'll stop saying things like, "I like pussy."