Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 11:40:31 am PDT #3774 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I like tomato aspic!

Also, I totally smiled in my passport picture, and they still processed it.

Finally, I am sorry for your bad week, sara.


Kathy A - Apr 26, 2006 11:41:54 am PDT #3775 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

In Washington news, the Democratic National Committee not only develops a backbone, but also a sense of humor when it comes to its press releases:

Not to mention that Osama Bin Laden is still on the loose, sending us more videos than Netflix...


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 11:46:03 am PDT #3776 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Jasons is a really dry name for a semi-secret society of scientists that aid the government.


P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2006 11:47:16 am PDT #3777 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Thanks for the birthday wishes for Isaac, I promise to pass them along to him with many kisses attached. Poor weeble had stomach flu this weekend, so no cake until he's all better.

Oh, poor pumpkin!


Strega - Apr 26, 2006 11:49:51 am PDT #3778 of 10002

Strega, the people she was discussing it with did. So that's why she made the distinction.

But, but... the internet is for ranting based on assumptions, not this pesky "context" thing!

Oh, all right. Then she's not crazy. I was just too lazy to follow the link last night. Ranting's still fun, though.

And yeah, Ellis's definition isn't all that workable, but it makes up for that by being pithy. (It was his stock response to "Why isn't it fanfic when Moore writes LoEG, or you write NextWave, etc.?")

We are halfway through watching season 2 of Galactica. I am so very sleepy.


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2006 11:51:14 am PDT #3779 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Washington news, the Democratic National Committee not only develops a backbone, but also a sense of humor when it comes to its press releases:

I'm not saying that I disbelieve that the DNC generated the press release, but it isn't on the DNC website.


Cashmere - Apr 26, 2006 12:01:20 pm PDT #3780 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson, I have some sympathy for Gavin's parents. When Franny was first interested in naming her naughty bits, I had to quickly come up with appropriate terms for her to use. We went with "crotch" for the front and "butt" for the backside. Now she sometimes goes around proudly saying "my crotch! my butt!"

Ha! Only funny because it's not me...yet.

Happy Birthday, Isaac!

My mother was changing O's diaper when he reached for his penis. She said, "Don't grab your bird!" I said, "Mother, first of all, it's not a bird, it's a penis. Second of all, it's his and I don't think we'll be able to keep his hands off of it forever. Let him grab it if he wants to."

Not to mention that Osama Bin Laden is still on the loose, sending us more videos than Netflix...

Ha!


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 12:08:37 pm PDT #3781 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tisha Campbell's face fell!


flea - Apr 26, 2006 12:09:03 pm PDT #3782 of 10002
information libertarian

Happy birthday to Isaac! Good to see you, Burrell, and glad he doesn't have the stomach flu today.

Casper, despite having been told the words vagina and clitoris when she asked, has settled on calling her clitoris "my peanuts."

In the matter of butts, we are a sorry example, and say things like, "That was my butt!" when Casper asks "What was that noise?"


ChiKat - Apr 26, 2006 12:09:56 pm PDT #3783 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Whoa. What happened to her? She used to be so pretty.