Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Apr 26, 2006 12:21:14 pm PDT #3786 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Wasn't she one of the girl-group singers in the movie version of Little Shop of Horrors?


Aims - Apr 26, 2006 12:22:36 pm PDT #3787 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yes, she was.


ChiKat - Apr 26, 2006 12:22:50 pm PDT #3788 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yep! That's her.


Kathy A - Apr 26, 2006 12:24:26 pm PDT #3789 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I thought so!

"Why aren't you kids in school?"
"We're on the split shift."
"Yeah, we went to school for two years, then we split!"


Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 12:26:30 pm PDT #3790 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just got the following spam:

or herdsman or cloakroom the zurich be colon try alkaloid the biplane some bureaucracy it bahama it apogee ! holbrook it sequitur it piccadilly

Is it an incantation? If I say it at midnight while sacrificing a goat, will i have the power to smite thee?


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 12:28:52 pm PDT #3791 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If I say it at midnight while sacrificing a goat, will i have the power to smite thee?

Either that, or petunias will sprout out of your ears.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 12:30:35 pm PDT #3792 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got spam today from Perversely E. Anarchistic. New fave! Sadly, the message wasn't in English so I don't know what it said.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 12:35:58 pm PDT #3793 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Today's winner for me is Incestuous A. Holley. I don't think I'll get any better than that.


Kathy A - Apr 26, 2006 12:36:10 pm PDT #3794 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Back to Washington news, the DNC press release is here.


bon bon - Apr 26, 2006 12:45:00 pm PDT #3795 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't get lip implants, and I especially don't get it for her!