Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 19, 2006 4:55:06 am PDT #2188 of 10002

Lutherans!

I think my mom's family was Methodist. Or maybe that was just her mom. Dad got kicked out by the Episcopalians? I don't remember. Obviously, it didn't stick through to this generation.


Tom Scola - Apr 19, 2006 4:56:16 am PDT #2189 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

msbelle - Apr 19, 2006 5:03:56 am PDT #2190 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Am back at work. Am wearing happy green spring suit and SLIDES!

am trying to kick tons of people into getting a ton done today. It sucks being the one to be all "STOP SOCIALIZING!! DO WORK!!".


aurelia - Apr 19, 2006 5:05:36 am PDT #2191 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The 100 unsexiest men in the world

Robert Patrick does NOT belong on that list.


sarameg - Apr 19, 2006 5:23:16 am PDT #2192 of 10002

It's spring. There are squirrels in lurve outside my window.


Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 5:24:10 am PDT #2193 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If I had a BB gun, there would be a lot of dead birds in my neighborhood. They've been waking me up at 6:30 for DAYS. Mostly I go back to sleep, but still.


TomW - Apr 19, 2006 5:26:36 am PDT #2194 of 10002
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

There are squirrels in lurve outside my window.

Argh! Don't let 'em breed. Throw a bucket of water on them! Give them a pamphlet on the joys of abstinence. Do something. Anything.


sarameg - Apr 19, 2006 5:30:12 am PDT #2195 of 10002

Very little deters squirrels in lurve, sorry.


Lee - Apr 19, 2006 5:36:10 am PDT #2196 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I do feel a little better, thanks.

I'm down with offing the squirrels, and the birds that were chirping outside my window at 5:00 this morning. They are sooo ON THE LIST.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 5:37:30 am PDT #2197 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Very little deters squirrels in lurve, sorry.

Radioactive acorns?

Although you might not consider giant mutant squirrels to be an improvement....