Very little deters squirrels in lurve, sorry.
Radioactive acorns?
Although you might not consider giant mutant squirrels to be an improvement....
Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 5:37:30 am PDT #2197 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
msbelle - Apr 19, 2006 5:38:59 am PDT #2198 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I do not know why you people HATE NATURE! Seriously.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 5:40:59 am PDT #2199 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There's a reason I live in the city, OK? It's one thing to be kept up at midnight by jokers on their walkie-talkies, a WHOLE NOTHER THING to be awoken by birds.
sarameg - Apr 19, 2006 5:41:08 am PDT #2200 of 10002
Hey, I was just observing, not hating.
Lee - Apr 19, 2006 5:45:24 am PDT #2201 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
This morning, I am hating.
So there.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 5:46:35 am PDT #2202 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm a hater.
flea - Apr 19, 2006 5:48:47 am PDT #2203 of 10002
information libertarian
The birds in my neighborhood start saluting the dawn at 3am. I heard a hardy cardinal at 2:20 this morning. Um, birds, the sun doesn't rise until 6:30 or so right now.
Nature am dumb.
beekaytee - Apr 19, 2006 5:51:22 am PDT #2204 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Ear plugs. IJS.
Mack's wax? Not a night in the last 20 years I haven't hadem in the ears. They are of the gods.
Jessica - Apr 19, 2006 5:51:26 am PDT #2205 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'd gladly trade birds and squirrels for the UNBELIEVABLY LOUD construction going on on the floor below me.
msbelle - Apr 19, 2006 5:52:24 am PDT #2206 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I will suggest:
closing windows, wearing earplugs, being happy that we still even have birds, ambient noise machines, getting to bed earlier (except flea, b/c 2:20 is insane-o).