If I had a BB gun, there would be a lot of dead birds in my neighborhood. They've been waking me up at 6:30 for DAYS. Mostly I go back to sleep, but still.
Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 5:24:10 am PDT #2193 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
TomW - Apr 19, 2006 5:26:36 am PDT #2194 of 10002
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
There are squirrels in lurve outside my window.
Argh! Don't let 'em breed. Throw a bucket of water on them! Give them a pamphlet on the joys of abstinence. Do something. Anything.
sarameg - Apr 19, 2006 5:30:12 am PDT #2195 of 10002
Very little deters squirrels in lurve, sorry.
Lee - Apr 19, 2006 5:36:10 am PDT #2196 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I do feel a little better, thanks.
I'm down with offing the squirrels, and the birds that were chirping outside my window at 5:00 this morning. They are sooo ON THE LIST.
tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 5:37:30 am PDT #2197 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Very little deters squirrels in lurve, sorry.
Radioactive acorns?
Although you might not consider giant mutant squirrels to be an improvement....
msbelle - Apr 19, 2006 5:38:59 am PDT #2198 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I do not know why you people HATE NATURE! Seriously.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 5:40:59 am PDT #2199 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There's a reason I live in the city, OK? It's one thing to be kept up at midnight by jokers on their walkie-talkies, a WHOLE NOTHER THING to be awoken by birds.
sarameg - Apr 19, 2006 5:41:08 am PDT #2200 of 10002
Hey, I was just observing, not hating.
Lee - Apr 19, 2006 5:45:24 am PDT #2201 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
This morning, I am hating.
So there.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 5:46:35 am PDT #2202 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm a hater.