I'm enchanted by the term 'muffin tops', but not so actually about the actuality of them.
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Theodosia - Apr 11, 2006 7:02:33 am PDT #150 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:02:36 am PDT #151 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Exactly! I mean, I can get that look from Old Navy for $25.
Word. I am SO TIRED of the muffin top and the uber-clingy and tight shirts that allow me to tell if a girl has an innie or an outie. It just looks sloppy. I don't care if you're obviously not caring - if you're doing laundry or whatever, but these girls are out on the town like that. Grumble.
Also, the rain can stop and those kids can get offa my lawn.
Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2006 7:03:08 am PDT #152 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I have a muffin top. *is sad*
Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 7:05:22 am PDT #153 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.
Which is worse, a muffin top or a whale tail?
Worst of all is the woman we saw riding on the back of a motorcyle - her miniskirt was blowing straight up, leaving us with a great view of ass and thong....
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:05:59 am PDT #154 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have a sort of muffin top, since my obliques loom over my iliac crest. But it's only there, and I don't cinch below them--when my jeans rest on my hips it's pretty clear it's not a compression issue.
juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:06:08 am PDT #155 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.
More precisely, it's when you're wearing low-rise jeans cinched up and a cropped shirt and there's a bulge out over your jeans. Like so. That's a fairly tame example.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:10:10 am PDT #156 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Here's the page that took me to the expensive jeans. I suppose they're providing a service, because a lot of people get style cues from celebrities, but don't necessarily know what to do next.
Except, if you can afford a $300 camisole, you shouldn't need the help. Get a god-damned personal shopper.
Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 7:10:22 am PDT #157 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
What gets me is that muffin-top seems to be a "look" right now. I mean, on me, I carry most of my extra weight around my stomach (grumblegrumble), but at least I'm wearing jeans that fit. On a size 2 model? There's really no excuse.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:12:06 am PDT #158 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's even been a look for a while. I really don't get it.
juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:13:11 am PDT #159 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…