I wish I were big.
You're still big, bon. It's the pictures that got smaller.
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Apr 11, 2006 7:14:38 am PDT #160 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2006 7:16:13 am PDT #161 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Whale tail?
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 7:19:00 am PDT #162 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Whale tail?
When someone wears low-rise pants with a thong, and you can see the top of the thong....
Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2006 7:21:02 am PDT #163 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I hate both of those looks. Perhaps it's because I am unable to pull them off, but seriously. trashy. get offa my lawn!
Theodosia - Apr 11, 2006 7:22:03 am PDT #164 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm learning all kinds of slang today! I'll be hip with the In Crowd in no time!
Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 7:22:27 am PDT #165 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I must have the World's Biggest Ass, because I cannot imagine a thong big enough to ride up that high or a pair of jeans that would sit that low on me.
Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2006 7:25:06 am PDT #166 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I can imagine it, but then I dive for the brain bleach.
(I can imagine it on me, not Jessica.)
Dana - Apr 11, 2006 7:34:05 am PDT #167 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
And another entry in "things that cost a ridiculous amount of money":
As if custom-made hats, premium box seats and limo rides weren't enough, the Kentucky Derby will now feature the $1,000 mint julep.
Sip this drink slowly.
The sweet cocktail will be made with one of the state's finest bourbons and served in a gold-plated cup with a silver straw to the first 50 people willing to put down the cash at the May 6 race.
Mint from Morocco, ice from the Arctic Circle and sugar from the South Pacific will put this mint julep in a class of its own, the distillery selling the drink said.
juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:36:00 am PDT #168 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
$1,000 mint julep.
gropes for eyes as they have rolled right the fuck out of my head
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:37:37 am PDT #169 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I see whale tail all the time, and have been guilty of it a time or two myself, but only when bending over. Low rise pants are in, but not everyone thinks to buy low rise thongs to match. If the pants don't come near your waist and the underwear does, or the pants are loose enough to shift when you bend at the waist but the thong isn't—whale tail.