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Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:05:59 am PDT #154 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a sort of muffin top, since my obliques loom over my iliac crest. But it's only there, and I don't cinch below them--when my jeans rest on my hips it's pretty clear it's not a compression issue.


juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:06:08 am PDT #155 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.

More precisely, it's when you're wearing low-rise jeans cinched up and a cropped shirt and there's a bulge out over your jeans. Like so. That's a fairly tame example.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:10:10 am PDT #156 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Here's the page that took me to the expensive jeans. I suppose they're providing a service, because a lot of people get style cues from celebrities, but don't necessarily know what to do next.

Except, if you can afford a $300 camisole, you shouldn't need the help. Get a god-damned personal shopper.


Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 7:10:22 am PDT #157 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

What gets me is that muffin-top seems to be a "look" right now. I mean, on me, I carry most of my extra weight around my stomach (grumblegrumble), but at least I'm wearing jeans that fit. On a size 2 model? There's really no excuse.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:12:06 am PDT #158 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's even been a look for a while. I really don't get it.


juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:13:11 am PDT #159 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What gets me is that muffin-top seems to be a "look" right now.

I know she's in shape, so yeah.


DavidS - Apr 11, 2006 7:14:38 am PDT #160 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wish I were big.

You're still big, bon. It's the pictures that got smaller.


Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2006 7:16:13 am PDT #161 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Whale tail?


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 7:19:00 am PDT #162 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Whale tail?

When someone wears low-rise pants with a thong, and you can see the top of the thong....


Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2006 7:21:02 am PDT #163 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I hate both of those looks. Perhaps it's because I am unable to pull them off, but seriously. trashy. get offa my lawn!