Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.
More precisely, it's when you're wearing low-rise jeans cinched up and a cropped shirt and there's a bulge out over your jeans. Like so. That's a fairly tame example.
Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.
Trick ,'First Date'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:06:08 am PDT #155 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:10:10 am PDT #156 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Here's the page that took me to the expensive jeans. I suppose they're providing a service, because a lot of people get style cues from celebrities, but don't necessarily know what to do next.
Except, if you can afford a $300 camisole, you shouldn't need the help. Get a god-damned personal shopper.
Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 7:10:22 am PDT #157 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
What gets me is that muffin-top seems to be a "look" right now. I mean, on me, I carry most of my extra weight around my stomach (grumblegrumble), but at least I'm wearing jeans that fit. On a size 2 model? There's really no excuse.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:12:06 am PDT #158 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's even been a look for a while. I really don't get it.
juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:13:11 am PDT #159 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
DavidS - Apr 11, 2006 7:14:38 am PDT #160 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I wish I were big.
You're still big, bon. It's the pictures that got smaller.
Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2006 7:16:13 am PDT #161 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Whale tail?
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 7:19:00 am PDT #162 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Whale tail?
When someone wears low-rise pants with a thong, and you can see the top of the thong....
Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2006 7:21:02 am PDT #163 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I hate both of those looks. Perhaps it's because I am unable to pull them off, but seriously. trashy. get offa my lawn!
Theodosia - Apr 11, 2006 7:22:03 am PDT #164 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm learning all kinds of slang today! I'll be hip with the In Crowd in no time!