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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.
Which is worse, a muffin top or a whale tail?
Worst of all is the woman we saw riding on the back of a motorcyle - her miniskirt was blowing straight up, leaving us with a great view of ass and thong....
I have a sort of muffin top, since my obliques loom over my iliac crest. But it's only there, and I don't cinch below them--when my jeans rest on my hips it's pretty clear it's not a compression issue.
Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.
More precisely, it's when you're wearing low-rise jeans cinched up and a cropped shirt and there's a bulge out over your jeans. Like so. That's a fairly tame example.
Here's the page that took me to the expensive jeans. I suppose they're providing a service, because a lot of people get style cues from celebrities, but don't necessarily know what to do next.
Except, if you can afford a $300 camisole, you shouldn't need the help. Get a god-damned personal shopper.
What gets me is that muffin-top seems to be a "look" right now. I mean, on me, I carry most of my extra weight around my stomach (grumblegrumble), but at least I'm wearing jeans that fit. On a size 2 model? There's really no excuse.
It's even been a look for a while. I really don't get it.
I wish I were big.
You're still big, bon. It's the pictures that got smaller.
Whale tail?
Whale tail?
When someone wears low-rise pants with a thong, and you can see the top of the thong....