Custom-made jeans, maybe. But I don't see anything on that page worth spending $300 on.
The buzz is that they make you look great. I find that difficult to believe, since even the models had muffin tops in some of the pairs....
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
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juliana - Apr 11, 2006 6:58:32 am PDT #145 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2006 6:59:21 am PDT #146 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:00:19 am PDT #147 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I look great in my $80 jeans, and I consider them expensive. I'm not sure how much greater I'm planning on looking in denim.
Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 7:00:24 am PDT #148 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I find that difficult to believe, since even the models had muffin tops in some of the pairs....
Exactly! I mean, I can get that look from Old Navy for $25.
TomW - Apr 11, 2006 7:01:46 am PDT #149 of 10002
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
I find that difficult to believe, since even the models had muffin tops in some of the pairs....
What is "muffin tops", please? Should I be fur it or agin it?
Theodosia - Apr 11, 2006 7:02:33 am PDT #150 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm enchanted by the term 'muffin tops', but not so actually about the actuality of them.
juliana - Apr 11, 2006 7:02:36 am PDT #151 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Exactly! I mean, I can get that look from Old Navy for $25.
Word. I am SO TIRED of the muffin top and the uber-clingy and tight shirts that allow me to tell if a girl has an innie or an outie. It just looks sloppy. I don't care if you're obviously not caring - if you're doing laundry or whatever, but these girls are out on the town like that. Grumble.
Also, the rain can stop and those kids can get offa my lawn.
Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2006 7:03:08 am PDT #152 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I have a muffin top. *is sad*
Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 7:05:22 am PDT #153 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Muffin tops are when your waist bulges out over the top of your jeans.
Which is worse, a muffin top or a whale tail?
Worst of all is the woman we saw riding on the back of a motorcyle - her miniskirt was blowing straight up, leaving us with a great view of ass and thong....
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:05:59 am PDT #154 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have a sort of muffin top, since my obliques loom over my iliac crest. But it's only there, and I don't cinch below them--when my jeans rest on my hips it's pretty clear it's not a compression issue.