My cat worships Raxivort, God of Rodents. Raxivort occasionally sends mice for my cat to play with.
You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.
Tracy ,'The Message'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 6:09:48 am PST #7063 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Feb 14, 2006 6:09:53 am PST #7064 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My cats have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior and have been baptised into the faith.
Every single time I go grocery shopping, as I pass through the seafood department, I swing by the lobster tank and tell them "Repent; the end is near!"
Hand to god. I do it every. single. time.
Dana - Feb 14, 2006 6:10:35 am PST #7065 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The Chinese pairs skater who finished her program despite a terrible fall
That was unreal. And they not only finished, they won the silver.
The pairs competition was sort of like the walking wounded. The Russian pair who won gold had a horrific accident in 2004, where he dropped her, and she had a concussion. And the man in the bronze pair was recovering from a torn Achilles tendon.
Gudanov - Feb 14, 2006 6:12:23 am PST #7066 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Leif sometimes will run up the lobster tank and yell "Hi Monsters!"
Jesse - Feb 14, 2006 6:13:11 am PST #7067 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My cat has a brain the size of a walnut and wouldn't know My Lord And Savior Jesus Christ if He bit him in the ass. I'm fine with that.
bon bon - Feb 14, 2006 6:13:30 am PST #7068 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
In fact, your specific job will be the preparation of frivolous lawsuits for use against the nazis at the RIAA
OK, lawyers. Show of hands. How many others read that sentence and immediately thought, "Rule 11"?
Among other things...but, you know, $25,000/year and "$25K in stock options" (they're going to take their frivolous lawsuit business public? And that's all their lawyer gets?) is awful hard to pass up when the average graduate is making more than twice that straight out of law school...
sarameg - Feb 14, 2006 6:15:00 am PST #7069 of 10002
My cats have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior and have been baptised into the faith.
Maybe Oz (or was it Sylvester?) was taking it quite seriously and was trying to do some blessing of the rugs or something.
brenda m - Feb 14, 2006 6:15:09 am PST #7070 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Leif sometimes will run up the lobster tank and yell "Hi Monsters!"
I think I need to start doing that.
We had a cat who was a regular church-goer. No, seriously, the church was across the street and in the summer they'd leave the doors open for ventilation and he'd hang out there all the time.
juliana - Feb 14, 2006 6:26:44 am PST #7071 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Every single time I go grocery shopping, as I pass through the seafood department, I swing by the lobster tank and tell them "Repent; the end is near!"
My friend Eric will grab a box of frozen fish sticks and hold it up to the tank, informing them that this is where the bad lobsters go. His wife won't grocery shop with him anymore.
Jessica - Feb 14, 2006 6:30:54 am PST #7072 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset