My cat has a brain the size of a walnut and wouldn't know My Lord And Savior Jesus Christ if He bit him in the ass. I'm fine with that.
I got stupid. The money was too good.
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Feb 14, 2006 6:13:11 am PST #7067 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
bon bon - Feb 14, 2006 6:13:30 am PST #7068 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
In fact, your specific job will be the preparation of frivolous lawsuits for use against the nazis at the RIAA
OK, lawyers. Show of hands. How many others read that sentence and immediately thought, "Rule 11"?
Among other things...but, you know, $25,000/year and "$25K in stock options" (they're going to take their frivolous lawsuit business public? And that's all their lawyer gets?) is awful hard to pass up when the average graduate is making more than twice that straight out of law school...
sarameg - Feb 14, 2006 6:15:00 am PST #7069 of 10002
My cats have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior and have been baptised into the faith.
Maybe Oz (or was it Sylvester?) was taking it quite seriously and was trying to do some blessing of the rugs or something.
brenda m - Feb 14, 2006 6:15:09 am PST #7070 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Leif sometimes will run up the lobster tank and yell "Hi Monsters!"
I think I need to start doing that.
We had a cat who was a regular church-goer. No, seriously, the church was across the street and in the summer they'd leave the doors open for ventilation and he'd hang out there all the time.
juliana - Feb 14, 2006 6:26:44 am PST #7071 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Every single time I go grocery shopping, as I pass through the seafood department, I swing by the lobster tank and tell them "Repent; the end is near!"
My friend Eric will grab a box of frozen fish sticks and hold it up to the tank, informing them that this is where the bad lobsters go. His wife won't grocery shop with him anymore.
Jessica - Feb 14, 2006 6:30:54 am PST #7072 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
msbelle - Feb 14, 2006 6:33:40 am PST #7073 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
that link gives me a 404.
Jessica - Feb 14, 2006 6:39:35 am PST #7074 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Whoops - mismatched quotes. Fixed now.
Trudy Booth - Feb 14, 2006 6:44:04 am PST #7075 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Also, I'm in the camp that Cheney shot a guy just to see if he could get away with it.
Yeah, George woulnd't eat the baby. Wuss.
only ever get Valentine's gifts from my mom.
Same here. About three years ago I FINALLY got her to stop doing it. "But its a special day! For love! And I love you!" "You're making me feel like a loser." And she always got the crappy candy too.
I need a Phil.
I need to be a Phil.
Alibelle, have you tried lubricating your eyes a whole lot and drinking a bunch of gatorade? It could be a dehydration thing.
juliana - Feb 14, 2006 6:51:53 am PST #7076 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Neat 3-d painted rooms
Woah. That would weird me right out to walk into one.