Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Feb 14, 2006 6:33:40 am PST #7073 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

that link gives me a 404.


Jessica - Feb 14, 2006 6:39:35 am PST #7074 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Whoops - mismatched quotes. Fixed now.


Trudy Booth - Feb 14, 2006 6:44:04 am PST #7075 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Also, I'm in the camp that Cheney shot a guy just to see if he could get away with it.

Yeah, George woulnd't eat the baby. Wuss.

only ever get Valentine's gifts from my mom.

Same here. About three years ago I FINALLY got her to stop doing it. "But its a special day! For love! And I love you!" "You're making me feel like a loser." And she always got the crappy candy too.

I need a Phil.

I need to be a Phil.

Alibelle, have you tried lubricating your eyes a whole lot and drinking a bunch of gatorade? It could be a dehydration thing.


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 6:51:53 am PST #7076 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Neat 3-d painted rooms

Woah. That would weird me right out to walk into one.


Jessica - Feb 14, 2006 6:54:19 am PST #7077 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And in other news, New York soon to have its own brand of condoms:

The corporate branding of stadiums and sporting events has become routine. When the Bloomberg administration took office, it applied that corporate mentality to the city itself. To begin with, hats and shirts were emblazoned with the logos of the Police and Fire Departments. Now, taking the concept of branding to a new and quite intimate level, a New York City condom will soon be available.

In a statement released yesterday, the health department said it was "currently developing the first NYC-branded condom, to be released in coming months."

Sandra Mullin, a spokeswoman for the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, explained that the effort was more about packaging than about branding, providing the department with a better way to measure the effectiveness of its free condom distribution.

But, in the end, whatever the design of the package for the condom, it would be uniquely identified with the city, although exactly how — whether it would include a logo or an iconic city image — has yet to be determined.

Empire State Building, anyone?


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 6:55:29 am PST #7078 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chrysler Building!


bon bon - Feb 14, 2006 6:56:24 am PST #7079 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Sometimes I love Bloomberg. Branded condoms! What is more NYC?


Kathy A - Feb 14, 2006 6:58:58 am PST #7080 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

We had a cat who was a regular church-goer. No, seriously, the church was across the street and in the summer they'd leave the doors open for ventilation and he'd hang out there all the time.

I remember the scene in the final Little House book, when Laura and Mary are at church one summer Sunday and Laura sees a kitten walking around, rubbing up against the lecturn while the preacher is giving his sermon. But then a puppy also enters the church, sees the kitten, and gives chase down the aisle. The cat disappears, leaving Laura to wonder where it went to, when all of the sudden she feels her hoops start to sway under her dress--the kitten has taken shelter under her skirt and is crawling up the hoop. That's when Laura loses it, because all she could think about was what would happen if the dog found the cat. Mary is poking her in the ribs, telling her not to laugh in church, Laura's turning purple from repressing her giggles, and the dog is sniffing around for the cat. Finally, it leaves, disappointed, the cat climbs down, peeks out, and bolts out of the church, and Mary is left asking Laura what got into her after service was over.

One of the funnier moments in those books, and now I want to reread some of them!


Jesse - Feb 14, 2006 7:00:45 am PST #7081 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I enjoyed this quote about the NYC condoms from gawker:

Naturally, the branding will only discourage New Yorkers from having protected sex — but at least we can keep the tourists from spreading their diseases.

Also, those 3D painted rooms are so cool! But seem like possibly more trouble than they're worth.


Toddson - Feb 14, 2006 7:00:51 am PST #7082 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In those 3-D rooms the illusions appear at night ... imagine getting up in the middle of the night and seeing that!