I faxed my willy to a ladyfriend once.
On what? A post-it?
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 1:30:09 pm PST #3459 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gus - Jan 29, 2006 1:31:52 pm PST #3460 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Didn't it kinda hurt passing through the fax machine?
Well, sure. But it was a good hurt, if you know what I mean.
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2006 1:32:35 pm PST #3461 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Daisy needs to fax her butt picture to Mr. Jane.
No, he likes my butt. I need to fax him a picture of my snotty nose.
msbelle - Jan 29, 2006 1:32:59 pm PST #3462 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I can just start to tell that the days are getting longer. It didn't feel like NIGHT until 6 to me, that is an improvement of about an hour. Good Times. I need to do some chores, but I have been out since about 10:30 and sitting with a glass of water and just relaxing for a second is more important.
Gus - Jan 29, 2006 1:33:55 pm PST #3463 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
On what? A post-it?
O, no you didn'T!
On a fax, hombre. It tooks days to download, on a T1.
Ginger - Jan 29, 2006 1:34:36 pm PST #3464 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The problem with a faxed willie is that it's a flat willie.
Gus - Jan 29, 2006 1:47:26 pm PST #3465 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
The problem with a faxed willie is that it's a flat willie.
True. When pantographs of wiillies are possible, there may be no further use of men in evolution.
Rio - Jan 29, 2006 1:49:15 pm PST #3466 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?
Deepest condolences to your family, quester.
Strix - Jan 29, 2006 1:49:23 pm PST #3467 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
t minus 1 hour, 10 minutes to date.
My ass is buffed, my carefully-casual-yet-subtly-sexy outfit is clean, and I am airdrying my hair.
Perfume, makeup and pasted on smile to follow.
Does it make me a bad person that I changed the sheets on my bed? They needed changing anyway....
Sue - Jan 29, 2006 1:52:55 pm PST #3468 of 10002
hip deep in pie
I'm so sorry for your loss, quester.