The problem with a faxed willie is that it's a flat willie.
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The problem with a faxed willie is that it's a flat willie.
True. When pantographs of wiillies are possible, there may be no further use of men in evolution.
Deepest condolences to your family, quester.
t minus 1 hour, 10 minutes to date.
My ass is buffed, my carefully-casual-yet-subtly-sexy outfit is clean, and I am airdrying my hair.
Perfume, makeup and pasted on smile to follow.
Does it make me a bad person that I changed the sheets on my bed? They needed changing anyway....
I'm so sorry for your loss, quester.
Does it make me a bad person that I changed the sheets on my bed? They needed changing anyway....
No. It makes you prepared for every eventuality.
quester, I am sorry.
Peace to you and yours.
...And, thanks, Sue.
Mints, check.
$10, check.
Condoms, check.
Reviewing incapacitating hits in my mind, check.
Clean sheets, check.
Girlfriend calling a hour in to check on still-livingness, AND as possible ditching excuse -- CHECK.
LAst but not least, buffed and lotioned, CHECK.
Erin's Checklist for Modern Dating complete.
quester, 89 is a good run. And he loved.
That goes in the win column.
Erin is geting lucky tonight.
Boys ... it is just between us that it ain't that difficult to pull off, right?
Cuz it is like Erin, and stuff.