t minus 1 hour, 10 minutes to date.
My ass is buffed, my carefully-casual-yet-subtly-sexy outfit is clean, and I am airdrying my hair.
Perfume, makeup and pasted on smile to follow.
Does it make me a bad person that I changed the sheets on my bed? They needed changing anyway....
I'm so sorry for your loss, quester.
Does it make me a bad person that I changed the sheets on my bed? They needed changing anyway....
No. It makes you prepared for every eventuality.
...And, thanks, Sue.
Mints, check.
$10, check.
Condoms, check.
Reviewing incapacitating hits in my mind, check.
Clean sheets, check.
Girlfriend calling a hour in to check on still-livingness, AND as possible ditching excuse -- CHECK.
LAst but not least, buffed and lotioned, CHECK.
Erin's Checklist for Modern Dating complete.
quester, 89 is a good run. And he loved.
That goes in the win column.
Erin is geting lucky tonight.
Boys ... it is just between us that it ain't that difficult to pull off, right?
Cuz it is like
Erin,
and stuff.
My drunken buddy just snorted awake long enough to pour some more poison. He is having a thing where he can't figure out his girl.
It's a boy thing.
With booze.
This is bound to end well.
In my experience it's bound to end with people mooning other people. Or objects. Or animals. SOme kind of buttock exposure, anyway. But maybe the boys I know arent like your boys, Gus.
Wait, I think I'm offended!
It's not hard to get lucky with Erin?
Drunk Gus, tsk, tsk.