Spa day?

Hmm. Thats a good place to open negotiations...

How's that for irritating beyond all get out?

Oh, very. I'm surprised that hasn't happened to me in Westwood yet, but these days I avoid everything other than the medical centre with its own parking structure. Last parking ticket was Santa Monica, but it was a lovely afternoon out, so it was almost worth it.

Note to self: Begin watching Fox reality programs religiously.

I choose death before reality! Unless there's a cake option. Is there cake? No? Babies on spikes, then?

I could make myself watch for the certain knowledge of Rupert Murdoch's blood pressure rising in inverse proportion to the falling ratings of his network.

I think there was a conversation about this in Bitches, but I can't remember...

A masseuse doesn't actually give a crap that my body sucks, right? She wont like, recoil?

Allyson, it's the masseuse's job to work on the person. I know a massueuse who says that he doesn't see a body, per se, but parts to work on. He sees bodies in groups of muscles and angles, not in sizes.

You won't ping the masseu(r/se)'s radar, Allyson. Go and relax.

Timelies all!

So far this season my luck with shows has been good.(It probably doesn't hurt that I only picked up one new show this year, as opposed to new-to-me)

Good to know, ita. I'm disturbed by the concept of anyone bathing me, though. I mean, everything about it looks fabulous except the naked part.

allyson, you dont have to be completely naked if you don't want to. I mean, you have to take off your clothes, but you can have the massage in your underwear.

Allyson, I agree with everyone who says the massuese won't care, but if you really aren't comfortable with the naked part, wear a suit. No use getting a massage if you are going to be tense during it.