Allyson, it's the masseuse's job to work on the person. I know a massueuse who says that he doesn't see a body, per se, but parts to work on. He sees bodies in groups of muscles and angles, not in sizes.
I like the ruffles.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 12:56:17 pm PST #1175 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 12:56:21 pm PST #1176 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You won't ping the masseu(r/se)'s radar, Allyson. Go and relax.
Sheryl - Jan 18, 2006 1:13:21 pm PST #1177 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
So far this season my luck with shows has been good.(It probably doesn't hurt that I only picked up one new show this year, as opposed to new-to-me)
Allyson - Jan 18, 2006 1:16:22 pm PST #1178 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Good to know, ita. I'm disturbed by the concept of anyone bathing me, though. I mean, everything about it looks fabulous except the naked part.
Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 1:25:40 pm PST #1179 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
allyson, you dont have to be completely naked if you don't want to. I mean, you have to take off your clothes, but you can have the massage in your underwear.
Lee - Jan 18, 2006 1:25:46 pm PST #1180 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Allyson, I agree with everyone who says the massuese won't care, but if you really aren't comfortable with the naked part, wear a suit. No use getting a massage if you are going to be tense during it.
Steph L. - Jan 18, 2006 1:29:44 pm PST #1181 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Babies on spikes, then?
Tastes of chicken!
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 1:30:43 pm PST #1182 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Or, if you're Sarameg, ferret.
Lee - Jan 18, 2006 1:31:30 pm PST #1183 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
MONKEY NOODLE.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2006 1:41:09 pm PST #1184 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Why do my co-workers insist on chatting in front of the men's room door? It makes me really self-conscious about using the facilities.