allyson, you dont have to be completely naked if you don't want to. I mean, you have to take off your clothes, but you can have the massage in your underwear.
Illyria: We cling to what is gone. Is there anything in this life but grief? Wesley: There's love. There's hope...for some. There's hope that you'll find something worthy...that your life will lead you to some joy...that after everything...you can still be surprised. Illyria: Is that enough? Is that enough to live on?
'Shells'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 1:25:40 pm PST #1179 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Lee - Jan 18, 2006 1:25:46 pm PST #1180 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Allyson, I agree with everyone who says the massuese won't care, but if you really aren't comfortable with the naked part, wear a suit. No use getting a massage if you are going to be tense during it.
Steph L. - Jan 18, 2006 1:29:44 pm PST #1181 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Babies on spikes, then?
Tastes of chicken!
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 1:30:43 pm PST #1182 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Or, if you're Sarameg, ferret.
Lee - Jan 18, 2006 1:31:30 pm PST #1183 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
MONKEY NOODLE.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2006 1:41:09 pm PST #1184 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Why do my co-workers insist on chatting in front of the men's room door? It makes me really self-conscious about using the facilities.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 1:42:12 pm PST #1185 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lee - Jan 18, 2006 1:52:33 pm PST #1186 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Can it be nap time? I stayed up too late finishing a book (my second of the year!), and now I don't want to be awake.
Kathy A - Jan 18, 2006 2:00:55 pm PST #1187 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Things I discovered today:
(1) I'm addicted to the Internet, because I missed y'all!
(2) When the network is down at work, ain't nobody getting anything done.
(3) I should always keep a book in my purse for days such as today, so I have something to do, because it only took 30 minutes to clean off my desk.
(4) My company is strangely optimistic about their IT department's ability to get the network up again, at least until they find out that the replacement part needed to do so won't be delivered until 6:30 pm. Only then (at 3:00 pm) do they tell the managers to send people home.
(5) Early rush hour traffic is a bitch, even at 3:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 2:02:47 pm PST #1188 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can my neurologist please call me back?