You won't ping the masseu(r/se)'s radar, Allyson. Go and relax.
Lorne: Take care of yourself and ah, make sure fluffy is getting enough love. Gunn: Did he have anything? Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy? Gunn: He called me fluffy? Fred: He said make sure…wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 12:56:21 pm PST #1176 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sheryl - Jan 18, 2006 1:13:21 pm PST #1177 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
So far this season my luck with shows has been good.(It probably doesn't hurt that I only picked up one new show this year, as opposed to new-to-me)
Allyson - Jan 18, 2006 1:16:22 pm PST #1178 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Good to know, ita. I'm disturbed by the concept of anyone bathing me, though. I mean, everything about it looks fabulous except the naked part.
Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 1:25:40 pm PST #1179 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
allyson, you dont have to be completely naked if you don't want to. I mean, you have to take off your clothes, but you can have the massage in your underwear.
Lee - Jan 18, 2006 1:25:46 pm PST #1180 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Allyson, I agree with everyone who says the massuese won't care, but if you really aren't comfortable with the naked part, wear a suit. No use getting a massage if you are going to be tense during it.
Steph L. - Jan 18, 2006 1:29:44 pm PST #1181 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Babies on spikes, then?
Tastes of chicken!
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 1:30:43 pm PST #1182 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Or, if you're Sarameg, ferret.
Lee - Jan 18, 2006 1:31:30 pm PST #1183 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
MONKEY NOODLE.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2006 1:41:09 pm PST #1184 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Why do my co-workers insist on chatting in front of the men's room door? It makes me really self-conscious about using the facilities.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 1:42:12 pm PST #1185 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.