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Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2006 12:38:05 pm PST #1167 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I thought my show-killer mojo had faded with Lost and Desperate Housewives becoming hits last year and Stargate: Atlantis becoming a solid success for its genre. But new shows I watch are crashing and burning with frightening speed this midseason.

Note to self: Begin watching Fox reality programs religiously.

§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 12:39:23 pm PST #1168 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need to free myself of this curse before Eureka airs, or I might be down one best friend.

Allyson - Jan 18, 2006 12:39:38 pm PST #1169 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

How will I be compensated?

Spa day?

Kat - Jan 18, 2006 12:39:46 pm PST #1170 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Two? From one showing?

Yes. How's that for irritating beyond all get out? Normally I pay by check and I write "EXTORTION" in the memo line. But today, it was pay by web.

§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 12:43:08 pm PST #1171 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Spa day?

Hmm. Thats a good place to open negotiations...

How's that for irritating beyond all get out?

Oh, very. I'm surprised that hasn't happened to me in Westwood yet, but these days I avoid everything other than the medical centre with its own parking structure. Last parking ticket was Santa Monica, but it was a lovely afternoon out, so it was almost worth it.

shrift - Jan 18, 2006 12:44:09 pm PST #1172 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Note to self: Begin watching Fox reality programs religiously.

I choose death before reality! Unless there's a cake option. Is there cake? No? Babies on spikes, then?

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 18, 2006 12:46:26 pm PST #1173 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I could make myself watch for the certain knowledge of Rupert Murdoch's blood pressure rising in inverse proportion to the falling ratings of his network.

Allyson - Jan 18, 2006 12:53:51 pm PST #1174 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think there was a conversation about this in Bitches, but I can't remember...

A masseuse doesn't actually give a crap that my body sucks, right? She wont like, recoil?

Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 12:56:17 pm PST #1175 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Allyson, it's the masseuse's job to work on the person. I know a massueuse who says that he doesn't see a body, per se, but parts to work on. He sees bodies in groups of muscles and angles, not in sizes.

§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 12:56:21 pm PST #1176 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You won't ping the masseu(r/se)'s radar, Allyson. Go and relax.

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