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'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Feb 03, 2006 5:56:23 am PST #7509 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Yay for the guy!

and SA looks very cute - I sent tthe link to the picture to matt so he can see.

Staying up til two in the morning, not the best idea if you automaticly wake up at 730.


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 5:58:15 am PST #7510 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hadn't heard that one. I knew a bunch of people in Sanctuary and other social justice groups who had bumper stickers reading "Christianity hasn't failed; it hasn't been tried yet," which I'm guessing was inspired by it.

I've heard the same thing said about Socialism. Haven't seen it on a bumper sticker, though.


JZ - Feb 03, 2006 5:59:46 am PST #7511 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Also? One of the reasons he waited a year to call is that he thought I had kids! HAR. (I talk about the 'boys' that I take to see boy movies and have been known to call Bartleby 'my little boy.') Bless his heart for plucking up the courage anyway.

BWAH!

brenda, yup, almost certainly a shortened version of his comment. He's also, unfortunately, responsible for that legion of Precious Moments-y bumperstickers that say "Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly!" Which, as a bumper sticker, is painfully gagworthy; in context, though, it's at the end of a lengthy paragraph about some extremely arcane theological issues, and, as the capper to that lengthy paragraph, it comes at you like a splash of cool water that makes your heart skip a beat with delight.

Unlike the bumper sticker, which is severely tooth-grindy (dunno about the rest of the US, but in the Bay Area suburbs, it's usually accompanied by five or six other hideously chipper stickers, a Support Our Troops ribbon and a W sticker, all of which just make it worse).


amych - Feb 03, 2006 6:11:07 am PST #7512 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ah, yes. The Cutesie Right Wing.


erikaj - Feb 03, 2006 6:18:13 am PST #7513 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

JZ, I've just eaten, bunky. Please to not make me heave. (Wish Braugher could call them up, be God, and say "Please don't be an idiot. Thank you." Because I think male God would sound like Andre...all due props to Morgan Freeman. Female God? Kathleen Turner or Christiane Amenpour.)


Steph L. - Feb 03, 2006 6:19:45 am PST #7514 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Female God? Kathleen Turner or Christiane Amenpour.

Ann Richards.

Or possibly Cate Blanchett-as-Galadriel.


beekaytee - Feb 03, 2006 6:22:35 am PST #7515 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Kathleen Turner as God. PERFECT.

I like my god(dess) with a little hottsie tottsie.


beekaytee - Feb 03, 2006 6:23:46 am PST #7516 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Ann Richards.

No wait. I'm voting for this.

Kathleen for vice-god(dess)


erikaj - Feb 03, 2006 6:25:13 am PST #7517 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Ann Richards would be good, too. She didn't mind getting mooned, after all.


Steph L. - Feb 03, 2006 6:27:50 am PST #7518 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ann Richards would be good, too. She didn't mind getting mooned, after all.

I didn't think I could love her more than I already did....and then she went on KotH. Love + love = uber-love!