Wash ,'Jaynestown'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The Cutesie Right Wing.
They're the really dangerous ones. You're numbed by the Precious Moments dash ornaments and the "Never Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly" bumper stickers and then they strike. You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.
You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.
Sounds like some sort of card game. "I counter your Darwin Fish with a Truth Fish and I attack with a 'In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned' sticker."
"Damn, wait. I have a rainbow sticker and heeeere is a 'Hate is not a family value' sticker bucky. Game over."
"Not so fast. I'll take care of your sticker with my one man one woman sticker, and looky here." Slams down praying Calvin card
"F*ck!"
Gud reminds me of the best bumper sticker evah:
Jesus saves. All others take double damage.
Wow. Amych, that came REALLY close to being Literal Coffee On My Monitor, as I read it just as I took a sip.
PS to Cindy, re: screened LJ pollish thing from weeks ago. I keep meaning to copy your response to my response to email and continue the conversation. I keep remembering this when I have no access to either, or lack time.
So, you know, if you get a random email from me months from now? I honestly meant to send it same-day.
I still like "Jesus Saves - Kobe Gets the Rebound and Scores!"
But along the lines of amych's, someone in my house has this shirt: [link]
I think Gud's card game might be something like Illuminati.
I'm still trying to work out what would happen if you countered your opponent's praying Calvin with pissing Calvin, but I'm too undercaffeinated to make it sing.
In re faith, the rector of my church once said "first we leap, then we fly, and then we grow wings".
Which is most powerful? Praying Calvin, Pissing Calvin, or Zombie Calvin?
(If there's not a Zombie Calvin, there should be. Or mabye a Zombie Calvin about to eat the brains of Praying Calvin. OTOH, you don't want your bumber sticker to get you beaten up....)
waaaay back in the '60s a local church was trying to close down a store because it had a t-shirt saying "Jesus saves, Moses invests". I think it was partly because it was right across the street from the parochial school.
Skippity skiping like a mad thing.
Yay for matt's mom, double yay for Olivia Rose.
JJust woke up from an interesting dream: ita and Patrick Stewart were fighting. In the middle of the fight, ita had some back trouble, so Patrick graciously performed a chiropractic adjustment on her, and they continued fighting.