Ah, yes. The Cutesie Right Wing.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ, I've just eaten, bunky. Please to not make me heave. (Wish Braugher could call them up, be God, and say "Please don't be an idiot. Thank you." Because I think male God would sound like Andre...all due props to Morgan Freeman. Female God? Kathleen Turner or Christiane Amenpour.)
Female God? Kathleen Turner or Christiane Amenpour.
Ann Richards.
Or possibly Cate Blanchett-as-Galadriel.
Kathleen Turner as God. PERFECT.
I like my god(dess) with a little hottsie tottsie.
Ann Richards.
No wait. I'm voting for this.
Kathleen for vice-god(dess)
Ann Richards would be good, too. She didn't mind getting mooned, after all.
Ann Richards would be good, too. She didn't mind getting mooned, after all.
I didn't think I could love her more than I already did....and then she went on KotH. Love + love = uber-love!
The Cutesie Right Wing.
They're the really dangerous ones. You're numbed by the Precious Moments dash ornaments and the "Never Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly" bumper stickers and then they strike. You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.
You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.
Sounds like some sort of card game. "I counter your Darwin Fish with a Truth Fish and I attack with a 'In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned' sticker."
"Damn, wait. I have a rainbow sticker and heeeere is a 'Hate is not a family value' sticker bucky. Game over."
"Not so fast. I'll take care of your sticker with my one man one woman sticker, and looky here." Slams down praying Calvin card
"F*ck!"
Gud reminds me of the best bumper sticker evah:
Jesus saves. All others take double damage.