JZ, I've just eaten, bunky. Please to not make me heave. (Wish Braugher could call them up, be God, and say "Please don't be an idiot. Thank you." Because I think male God would sound like Andre...all due props to Morgan Freeman. Female God? Kathleen Turner or Christiane Amenpour.)
You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.
Tracy ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Feb 03, 2006 6:18:13 am PST #7513 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Steph L. - Feb 03, 2006 6:19:45 am PST #7514 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Female God? Kathleen Turner or Christiane Amenpour.
Ann Richards.
Or possibly Cate Blanchett-as-Galadriel.
beekaytee - Feb 03, 2006 6:22:35 am PST #7515 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Kathleen Turner as God. PERFECT.
I like my god(dess) with a little hottsie tottsie.
beekaytee - Feb 03, 2006 6:23:46 am PST #7516 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Ann Richards.
No wait. I'm voting for this.
Kathleen for vice-god(dess)
erikaj - Feb 03, 2006 6:25:13 am PST #7517 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Ann Richards would be good, too. She didn't mind getting mooned, after all.
Steph L. - Feb 03, 2006 6:27:50 am PST #7518 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ann Richards would be good, too. She didn't mind getting mooned, after all.
I didn't think I could love her more than I already did....and then she went on KotH. Love + love = uber-love!
Ginger - Feb 03, 2006 6:27:58 am PST #7519 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The Cutesie Right Wing.
They're the really dangerous ones. You're numbed by the Precious Moments dash ornaments and the "Never Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly" bumper stickers and then they strike. You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.
Gudanov - Feb 03, 2006 6:41:54 am PST #7520 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.
Sounds like some sort of card game. "I counter your Darwin Fish with a Truth Fish and I attack with a 'In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned' sticker."
"Damn, wait. I have a rainbow sticker and heeeere is a 'Hate is not a family value' sticker bucky. Game over."
"Not so fast. I'll take care of your sticker with my one man one woman sticker, and looky here." Slams down praying Calvin card
"F*ck!"
amych - Feb 03, 2006 6:47:34 am PST #7521 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Gud reminds me of the best bumper sticker evah:
Jesus saves. All others take double damage.
P.M. Marc - Feb 03, 2006 6:56:29 am PST #7522 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Wow. Amych, that came REALLY close to being Literal Coffee On My Monitor, as I read it just as I took a sip.
PS to Cindy, re: screened LJ pollish thing from weeks ago. I keep meaning to copy your response to my response to email and continue the conversation. I keep remembering this when I have no access to either, or lack time.
So, you know, if you get a random email from me months from now? I honestly meant to send it same-day.