Ann Richards would be good, too. She didn't mind getting mooned, after all.
I didn't think I could love her more than I already did....and then she went on KotH. Love + love = uber-love!
Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Feb 03, 2006 6:27:50 am PST #7518 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ginger - Feb 03, 2006 6:27:58 am PST #7519 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The Cutesie Right Wing.
They're the really dangerous ones. You're numbed by the Precious Moments dash ornaments and the "Never Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly" bumper stickers and then they strike. You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.
Gudanov - Feb 03, 2006 6:41:54 am PST #7520 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
You have to protect yourself with a Darwin Fish.
Sounds like some sort of card game. "I counter your Darwin Fish with a Truth Fish and I attack with a 'In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned' sticker."
"Damn, wait. I have a rainbow sticker and heeeere is a 'Hate is not a family value' sticker bucky. Game over."
"Not so fast. I'll take care of your sticker with my one man one woman sticker, and looky here." Slams down praying Calvin card
"F*ck!"
amych - Feb 03, 2006 6:47:34 am PST #7521 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Gud reminds me of the best bumper sticker evah:
Jesus saves. All others take double damage.
P.M. Marc - Feb 03, 2006 6:56:29 am PST #7522 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Wow. Amych, that came REALLY close to being Literal Coffee On My Monitor, as I read it just as I took a sip.
PS to Cindy, re: screened LJ pollish thing from weeks ago. I keep meaning to copy your response to my response to email and continue the conversation. I keep remembering this when I have no access to either, or lack time.
So, you know, if you get a random email from me months from now? I honestly meant to send it same-day.
Volans - Feb 03, 2006 6:57:37 am PST #7523 of 10001
move out and draw fire
I still like "Jesus Saves - Kobe Gets the Rebound and Scores!"
But along the lines of amych's, someone in my house has this shirt: [link]
I think Gud's card game might be something like Illuminati.
JZ - Feb 03, 2006 7:03:56 am PST #7524 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm still trying to work out what would happen if you countered your opponent's praying Calvin with pissing Calvin, but I'm too undercaffeinated to make it sing.
Toddson - Feb 03, 2006 7:13:53 am PST #7525 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In re faith, the rector of my church once said "first we leap, then we fly, and then we grow wings".
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 7:14:17 am PST #7526 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Which is most powerful? Praying Calvin, Pissing Calvin, or Zombie Calvin?
(If there's not a Zombie Calvin, there should be. Or mabye a Zombie Calvin about to eat the brains of Praying Calvin. OTOH, you don't want your bumber sticker to get you beaten up....)
Toddson - Feb 03, 2006 7:15:59 am PST #7527 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
waaaay back in the '60s a local church was trying to close down a store because it had a t-shirt saying "Jesus saves, Moses invests". I think it was partly because it was right across the street from the parochial school.