No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gris - Jan 18, 2006 11:25:41 am PST #5095 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Gris, I'd share some of the Buffista posts here

I shall. Though I may just send her the text as "something I found on the internet" rather than be like "I was totally talking about you on the internets and this is what they said k?"

I do get the pressure thing Vortex, but it's rather a fine line. If I try not to try, then I risk actually, you know, not trying.


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2006 11:27:53 am PST #5096 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

[link]

::whimper::

[Never mind. Really bad buyer feedback.]


Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 11:29:02 am PST #5097 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I do get the pressure thing Vortex, but it's rather a fine line. If I try not to try, then I risk actually, you know, not trying.

I know, and it's so great that you want to try. or not try. or something :) Just something to keep in mind. I have every confidence that you'll handle it well, but i'm trying to avoid a situation like I had, where I burst into tears and apologized for 30 minutes, and he was very confused. Poor boy. I should google him.


DavidS - Jan 18, 2006 11:31:11 am PST #5098 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I do get the pressure thing Vortex, but it's rather a fine line. If I try not to try, then I risk actually, you know, not trying.

I think that if you present it as a "let's help you explore your body and how it reacts" with a focus that's about pleasure and company and consicously away from I Order You To Come! then it will be fine.

Not that you were ordering her to come, it was just funny to write.

"You! Get to work on that orgasm. I thought I ordered you to come fifteen minutes ago!"

::harried looking girl looks up with anxious look on her face::


Gris - Jan 18, 2006 11:31:18 am PST #5099 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Poor boy. I should google him.

Diet Pepsi... on... my... monitor. Don't know why.


Vortex - Jan 18, 2006 11:35:05 am PST #5100 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think that if you present it as a "let's help you explore your body and how it reacts" with a focus that's about pleasure and company and consicously away from I Order You To Come! then it will be fine.

It wasn't about ordering at all, just that I am a giver when it comes to sex, and it upset me that I couldn't give him what he wanted, which was for me to experience this wonderful thing.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 11:35:21 am PST #5101 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bad buyer feedback where? The seller has over 95% approval.

Damn, that's a hot dress. I do not have a leather dress. And I realise I may also not have leather pants anymore. Should be redressed.


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2006 11:37:18 am PST #5102 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We know that you're trying to be there for her, but back in the day, I still felt pressure even when my partner was doing handstands and swinging from trees to make it happen for me. I felt like I was disappointing him because he wanted so badly for me to have this.

Yeah, it takes a fair amount of effort for me to have an orgasm, and so on the hell-freezes-over occasions that I do have sex, I'm always massively apologetic, in a pre-emptive way, b/c I don't want the guy to feel like a loser for not making me burst into song like Madeleine Kahn in Young Frankenstein.

"You! Get to work on that orgasm. I thought I ordered you to come fifteen minutes ago!"

Though that works for *some* people.... (Not that I'm implying that Gershwin Girl is such a person.)


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2006 11:37:42 am PST #5103 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yes, ita, but a lot of the 5% have to do with "item never shipped", "item not as pictured", and one even says the item arrived ripped.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 11:38:46 am PST #5104 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd almost take the risk for those odds.