I'd almost take the risk for those odds.
...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
Spike ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2006 11:38:46 am PST #5104 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Strix - Jan 18, 2006 12:19:50 pm PST #5105 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Gris, try echoing, and make it a game: You do something you like to be done to yourself to her, and she does it to you back. And vice versa. Make sure you explore non-erogenous (well, traditionally erog zones) too, like the armpit (seriously, some women really respond to this), the sides of the torso, the back of the knee. Try light fingers, nails, circlular motions. You might learn something about yourself, too.
Or do bondage-less bondage: YOU lay there and are not allowed to touch her unless she gives specific permission. But she can touch you wherever...only caveat is that she has to touch you how and where she likes to be touched.
Also, if she is way tense, try a couple of drinks. Too much booze imhibits orgasm, but a couple of drinks (or smoking a joint, if you/she is so inclined) can really help to lessen tensness.
Be silly: buy some of those dice that offer a deed and a body part, i.e., "lick" and "arm" or "kiss" and "breast"
That's all I got for now.
DavidS - Jan 18, 2006 12:27:30 pm PST #5106 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ and I are taking Juliana to Dark Sparkle tonight.
The line to be jealous starts to the left.
DavidS - Jan 18, 2006 12:41:22 pm PST #5107 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jilli, did you see about this Tokyo Dark Castle event they did in SF last March?
What could be more gothic then a waltz? In San Francisco there is a huge cross over from the goth scene to the waltz scene. Therefore we felt it a moral imperative to create a place where you can waltz to goth music.
What if you don't know how to Waltz? For you we have Persephone a gothic creature herself, and one of the Bay Area's most sought after dance instructors. She will gladly educate you in the ways of couple dancing.
billytea - Jan 18, 2006 12:49:22 pm PST #5108 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"You! Get to work on that orgasm. I thought I ordered you to come fifteen minutes ago!"
"Drop and give me twenty" is gonna be a whole new experience.
erikaj - Jan 18, 2006 12:53:23 pm PST #5109 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
ha!
juliana - Jan 18, 2006 1:16:59 pm PST #5110 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
"Drop and give me twenty" is gonna be a whole new experience.
BWAH!
Yay! Dark Sparkle and Hec & JZ and gothy-type people and whee!
Now I just have to get rid of this hangover. I really need a job, so I have a better excuse to not do shots. Oy.
JZ - Jan 18, 2006 1:33:22 pm PST #5111 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Yay! Dark Sparkle and Hec & JZ and gothy-type people and whee!
I really need to run down to the nursing cafeteria and grab a cup of coffee, so that I'm alert enough to properly enjoy the evening.
ION, I just used the camera on my new camera cell phone to take a picture of the cast-iron Dr. Zoidberg standing guard next to the scanner. His portrait is now the phone's screensaver. He is the woobiest woobie I've ever woobed.
Just for variety, I'll probably also take pictures of his companions in scanner guardianship, a Nightmare Before Christmas vampire and a windup leaping monkey from Teppy.
t /camera cell phone likes carrots
t /so does Zoidberg
Aims - Jan 18, 2006 1:37:22 pm PST #5112 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My boss has been bugging me about not being able ot find some invoices relating to an insurance claim. "where are they? Where are they? Why don't you have them? How could they be lost???"
She just found them in her desk.
::head desk head desk::
Atropa - Jan 18, 2006 1:37:56 pm PST #5113 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
JZ and I are taking Juliana to Dark Sparkle tonight.
The line to be jealous starts to the left.
flounces to the left
Jilli, did you see about this Tokyo Dark Castle event they did in SF last March?
sigh
You're just trying to convince me that I need to convince Pete that we should move to SF. Don't think I'm not wise to your sneaky ways.