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But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?

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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Cashmere - Jan 03, 2006 11:35:33 am PST #3017 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

A pig's orgasm can last for up to half an hour. This guy had ambition.

Does this have anything to do with the corkscrew penis?

Female orgasms in the animal world are not to be relied upon.

Why should it be any different with animals. *sigh*

Gud has BIG!Kids now. Can't think on it.

then the sproggage went craxynuts.

I certainly hope you're not looking at me.

Fay - Jan 03, 2006 11:39:33 am PST #3018 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Does this have anything to do with the corkscrew penis?

Corkscrews have penises?

(...if there is a Disturbing Pig Penis Fact in answer to this question, I... don't think I want to know. Um.)

then the sproggage went craxynuts

See, I think that all buffistakinder are TCBITW. Although obviously [insert baby of your preference] is TUltimateCBITW.

brenda m - Jan 03, 2006 11:41:51 am PST #3019 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Man, they are some cute kids.

Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2006 11:57:39 am PST #3020 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Pigs have corkscrew penii, dolphins are prehensile... oh my.

Of course, cats have barbs and there was that freaky hung duck...

I think I'll stick with being a person.

DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 12:05:03 pm PST #3021 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Isn't it sad and wrong how the little ones refuse to stay little?

No. I much prefer the conversation now. Even if I did have to strenuously enforce The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About last night.

tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 12:06:33 pm PST #3022 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Even if I did have to strenuously enforce The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About last night.

I bet the list has 'cats' on it.

flea - Jan 03, 2006 12:08:01 pm PST #3023 of 10001

information libertarian

I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.

§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 12:10:06 pm PST #3024 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About

Share!

Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2006 12:23:50 pm PST #3025 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.

Its like the day when my Father asked me " why would someone pierce their tongue?" And wouldn't drop it. And I refused to tell him.

Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?

JZ - Jan 03, 2006 12:23:56 pm PST #3026 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I bet the list has 'cats' on it.

Compared to the actual items on the list, 'cats' would be a fair treat.

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