Even if I did have to strenuously enforce The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About last night.
I bet the list has 'cats' on it.
Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?
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tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 12:06:33 pm PST #3022 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
flea - Jan 03, 2006 12:08:01 pm PST #3023 of 10001
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I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 12:10:06 pm PST #3024 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About
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Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2006 12:23:50 pm PST #3025 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.
Its like the day when my Father asked me " why would someone pierce their tongue?" And wouldn't drop it. And I refused to tell him.
Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?
JZ - Jan 03, 2006 12:23:56 pm PST #3026 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I bet the list has 'cats' on it.
Compared to the actual items on the list, 'cats' would be a fair treat.
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 12:28:19 pm PST #3027 of 10001
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Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?
I can't tell you how many times I've heard that one.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 12:29:13 pm PST #3028 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A couple Christmases ago, at breakfast, while I was good and drunk (don't judge), my father asked me if my leather cuff was a bondage thing. Took years off my life, but since I was hammered I actually had the conversation--the years didn't disappear until I recalled it afterwards.
Much more recently, my mother and I were discussing sexual orientation and gender dysphoria--something we've managed politely many times in the past. Suddenly she's saying something about "they like breasts and vaginas." I instantly age five years, and then she says "Whoops! I can't believe I'm saying this to you! Anyway, they like breasts and..." thereby shortening my life by a total of ten years.
Fay - Jan 03, 2006 12:30:52 pm PST #3029 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
'kay, colour me intrigued. Does the Emmett-can't-say-it list involve liking George Bush? Or Celine Dion?
SuziQ - Jan 03, 2006 12:31:39 pm PST #3030 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Some of the conversations K-Bug, C, and I have just kill me, but I'd rather answer their questions straightforward than not. But still, we end up on some interesting topics sometimes.
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 12:35:44 pm PST #3031 of 10001
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Last night Emaryn was driving me nuts. Leif had gotten into trouble for tearing up a phonics book, and she kept backing me up, telling him what I was going to do. She's always trying to act like she falls into the parent class of the family.