Man, they are some cute kids.
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Jan 03, 2006 11:41:51 am PST #3019 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2006 11:57:39 am PST #3020 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Pigs have corkscrew penii, dolphins are prehensile... oh my.
Of course, cats have barbs and there was that freaky hung duck...
I think I'll stick with being a person.
DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 12:05:03 pm PST #3021 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Isn't it sad and wrong how the little ones refuse to stay little?
No. I much prefer the conversation now. Even if I did have to strenuously enforce The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About last night.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 12:06:33 pm PST #3022 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Even if I did have to strenuously enforce The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About last night.
I bet the list has 'cats' on it.
flea - Jan 03, 2006 12:08:01 pm PST #3023 of 10001
information libertarian
I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 12:10:06 pm PST #3024 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About
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Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2006 12:23:50 pm PST #3025 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.
Its like the day when my Father asked me " why would someone pierce their tongue?" And wouldn't drop it. And I refused to tell him.
Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?
JZ - Jan 03, 2006 12:23:56 pm PST #3026 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I bet the list has 'cats' on it.
Compared to the actual items on the list, 'cats' would be a fair treat.
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 12:28:19 pm PST #3027 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?
I can't tell you how many times I've heard that one.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 12:29:13 pm PST #3028 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A couple Christmases ago, at breakfast, while I was good and drunk (don't judge), my father asked me if my leather cuff was a bondage thing. Took years off my life, but since I was hammered I actually had the conversation--the years didn't disappear until I recalled it afterwards.
Much more recently, my mother and I were discussing sexual orientation and gender dysphoria--something we've managed politely many times in the past. Suddenly she's saying something about "they like breasts and vaginas." I instantly age five years, and then she says "Whoops! I can't believe I'm saying this to you! Anyway, they like breasts and..." thereby shortening my life by a total of ten years.