Isn't it sad and wrong how the little ones refuse to stay little?
No. I much prefer the conversation now. Even if I did have to strenuously enforce The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About last night.
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Isn't it sad and wrong how the little ones refuse to stay little?
No. I much prefer the conversation now. Even if I did have to strenuously enforce The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About last night.
Even if I did have to strenuously enforce The List Of Things Emmett Is Not Allowed To Talk To Me About last night.
I bet the list has 'cats' on it.
I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.
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I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.
Its like the day when my Father asked me " why would someone pierce their tongue?" And wouldn't drop it. And I refused to tell him.
Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?
I bet the list has 'cats' on it.
Compared to the actual items on the list, 'cats' would be a fair treat.
Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?
I can't tell you how many times I've heard that one.
A couple Christmases ago, at breakfast, while I was good and drunk (don't judge), my father asked me if my leather cuff was a bondage thing. Took years off my life, but since I was hammered I actually had the conversation--the years didn't disappear until I recalled it afterwards.
Much more recently, my mother and I were discussing sexual orientation and gender dysphoria--something we've managed politely many times in the past. Suddenly she's saying something about "they like breasts and vaginas." I instantly age five years, and then she says "Whoops! I can't believe I'm saying this to you! Anyway, they like breasts and..." thereby shortening my life by a total of ten years.
'kay, colour me intrigued. Does the Emmett-can't-say-it list involve liking George Bush? Or Celine Dion?
Some of the conversations K-Bug, C, and I have just kill me, but I'd rather answer their questions straightforward than not. But still, we end up on some interesting topics sometimes.