I have a list like this, but it's for my mother, not my child.
Its like the day when my Father asked me " why would someone pierce their tongue?" And wouldn't drop it. And I refused to tell him.
Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?
Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.
'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2006 12:23:50 pm PST #3025 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
JZ - Jan 03, 2006 12:23:56 pm PST #3026 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I bet the list has 'cats' on it.
Compared to the actual items on the list, 'cats' would be a fair treat.
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 12:28:19 pm PST #3027 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Seriously, you ALL got the "Leif Ericson" thing?
I can't tell you how many times I've heard that one.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 12:29:13 pm PST #3028 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A couple Christmases ago, at breakfast, while I was good and drunk (don't judge), my father asked me if my leather cuff was a bondage thing. Took years off my life, but since I was hammered I actually had the conversation--the years didn't disappear until I recalled it afterwards.
Much more recently, my mother and I were discussing sexual orientation and gender dysphoria--something we've managed politely many times in the past. Suddenly she's saying something about "they like breasts and vaginas." I instantly age five years, and then she says "Whoops! I can't believe I'm saying this to you! Anyway, they like breasts and..." thereby shortening my life by a total of ten years.
Fay - Jan 03, 2006 12:30:52 pm PST #3029 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
'kay, colour me intrigued. Does the Emmett-can't-say-it list involve liking George Bush? Or Celine Dion?
SuziQ - Jan 03, 2006 12:31:39 pm PST #3030 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Some of the conversations K-Bug, C, and I have just kill me, but I'd rather answer their questions straightforward than not. But still, we end up on some interesting topics sometimes.
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 12:35:44 pm PST #3031 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Last night Emaryn was driving me nuts. Leif had gotten into trouble for tearing up a phonics book, and she kept backing me up, telling him what I was going to do. She's always trying to act like she falls into the parent class of the family.
Trudy Booth - Jan 03, 2006 12:36:41 pm PST #3032 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
She's always trying to act like she falls into the parent class of the family.
I wonder if that's an Oldest Kid trait. I certainly did it.
What? Why are you all staring?
Aims - Jan 03, 2006 12:42:08 pm PST #3033 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
WHEE!
Joe got a 3% raise and they are sooper dooper happy with him! Yay!
What is Em's title?
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 12:43:01 pm PST #3034 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
She's always trying to act like she falls into the parent class of the family.
I wonder if that's an Oldest Kid trait. I certainly did it.
I did it. To my older brother.