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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Sean K - Jan 03, 2006 5:38:49 am PST #2939 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

In theory, it makes the pickupee think "Hey, that person's funny/cute! I should have sex with them!"

Wow. You have an interesting personality. I like to have sex with people with interesting personalities....

I don't think anyone has ever used a pick up line on me.

Hey baby. Wanna come back to my place and.... cruise the Internet?

sj - Jan 03, 2006 5:44:33 am PST #2940 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hey baby. Wanna come back to my place and.... cruise the Internet?

Bwah!

Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 5:47:36 am PST #2941 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

slips Tep my phone number

See! Pickup lines *DO* work!

Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 5:48:54 am PST #2942 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Unrelated to pickup lines, I seem to have inspired about half my office to eat oatmeal, judging by the oatmeal cannisters with people's names magic-markered on them sitting on the shelf in the kitchen.

We will all triumph over cholesterol!

d - Jan 03, 2006 5:50:21 am PST #2943 of 10001

It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Go you!

I'm sure there must have been SOME sort of line working on me, but in general they just make me laugh. And scoff.

DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 5:50:32 am PST #2944 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

This convo calls to mind a guy in college who made up business card for picking up women. It said "Lets get drunk and fuck like pigs."

I never asked whether it worked. I didn't want to know.

tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:01 am PST #2945 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How do pigs fuck?

Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:41 am PST #2946 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My college roommate's band had a song called "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:52:15 am PST #2947 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

How do pigs fuck?

Piggie style

tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:53:33 am PST #2948 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Piggie style

With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?

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