This convo calls to mind a guy in college who made up business card for picking up women. It said "Lets get drunk and fuck like pigs."
I never asked whether it worked. I didn't want to know.
Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 5:50:32 am PST #2944 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:01 am PST #2945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How do pigs fuck?
Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:41 am PST #2946 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My college roommate's band had a song called "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:52:15 am PST #2947 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
How do pigs fuck?
Piggie style
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:53:33 am PST #2948 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Piggie style
With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:57:08 am PST #2949 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?
An oink-oink everywhere for the more adventurous of the pork set.
Fay - Jan 03, 2006 5:58:08 am PST #2950 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
They pork, I believe.
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" translates over this side of the pond into: "Nice shoes, fancy a shag?" Or at least, the latter was in use during my University days. Along with "Get your coat, love, you've pulled."
Spidra Webster - Jan 03, 2006 6:02:23 am PST #2951 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
"Get your coat, love, you've pulled."
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sean K - Jan 03, 2006 6:04:52 am PST #2952 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
"Get your coat, love, you've pulled."
Hmm.... "pulled" isn't translating for me. Can you Americanize that one? Fay? ita? Anybody?
Spidra Webster - Jan 03, 2006 6:06:55 am PST #2953 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
pull v : pick up, chat up, “he’s going to pull a girl at the party”, “going on the pull”, also to snog.