slips Tep my phone number
See! Pickup lines *DO* work!
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 5:47:36 am PST #2941 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 5:48:54 am PST #2942 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Unrelated to pickup lines, I seem to have inspired about half my office to eat oatmeal, judging by the oatmeal cannisters with people's names magic-markered on them sitting on the shelf in the kitchen.
We will all triumph over cholesterol!
d - Jan 03, 2006 5:50:21 am PST #2943 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Go you!
I'm sure there must have been SOME sort of line working on me, but in general they just make me laugh. And scoff.
DCJensen - Jan 03, 2006 5:50:32 am PST #2944 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
This convo calls to mind a guy in college who made up business card for picking up women. It said "Lets get drunk and fuck like pigs."
I never asked whether it worked. I didn't want to know.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:01 am PST #2945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How do pigs fuck?
Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:41 am PST #2946 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My college roommate's band had a song called "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:52:15 am PST #2947 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
How do pigs fuck?
Piggie style
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:53:33 am PST #2948 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Piggie style
With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?
Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:57:08 am PST #2949 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?
An oink-oink everywhere for the more adventurous of the pork set.
Fay - Jan 03, 2006 5:58:08 am PST #2950 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
They pork, I believe.
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" translates over this side of the pond into: "Nice shoes, fancy a shag?" Or at least, the latter was in use during my University days. Along with "Get your coat, love, you've pulled."