Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:01 am PST #2945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How do pigs fuck?


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:41 am PST #2946 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My college roommate's band had a song called "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:52:15 am PST #2947 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

How do pigs fuck?

Piggie style


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:53:33 am PST #2948 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Piggie style

With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:57:08 am PST #2949 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?

An oink-oink everywhere for the more adventurous of the pork set.


Fay - Jan 03, 2006 5:58:08 am PST #2950 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

They pork, I believe.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" translates over this side of the pond into: "Nice shoes, fancy a shag?" Or at least, the latter was in use during my University days. Along with "Get your coat, love, you've pulled."


Spidra Webster - Jan 03, 2006 6:02:23 am PST #2951 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

"Get your coat, love, you've pulled."

BWAHAHAHAHA!


Sean K - Jan 03, 2006 6:04:52 am PST #2952 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"Get your coat, love, you've pulled."

Hmm.... "pulled" isn't translating for me. Can you Americanize that one? Fay? ita? Anybody?


Spidra Webster - Jan 03, 2006 6:06:55 am PST #2953 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

pull v : pick up, chat up, “he’s going to pull a girl at the party”, “going on the pull”, also to snog.

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Jars - Jan 03, 2006 6:07:34 am PST #2954 of 10001

Pulled -- it used to mean 'succeeded in an attempt to seduce'. Ish. Now, for the younger generation, it means kissing. For example "I pulled three different blokes last night." I use that example because a thirteen year old on the bus yesterday was saying it to a friend of hers.