In a nice bit of internet synchronicity, Overheard in New York has a TLC-related bit today.
Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.
'Sleeper'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:22 pm PST #4453 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:26 pm PST #4454 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Just like Aimee.
We are as one. I Steph therefore I am.
Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:29 pm PST #4455 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ita, your problem is that you're oblivious to the boys tripping over themselves at you. We'll go out, I'll be your dumpy friend, and I'll point them all out to you.
Of course, any guy who walks up to me and flirts to ask me if you're single will get a punch in the eye. Which is sort of win/win. I'll feel better, and you like a guy with a shiner.
Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:03:42 pm PST #4456 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That's not from Amazon, and it's more than my gift certificate! I suppose I could just poke around and see if there's anything I want.
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:04:41 pm PST #4457 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We'll go out, I'll be your dumpy friend, and I'll point them all out to you.
Pshaw. Allyson != dumpy.
§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:05:01 pm PST #4458 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'll feel better, and you like a guy with a shiner.
You're brilliant! And pretty.
DJ, The other thing Perkins wants is me happy.
Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:07:19 pm PST #4459 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And what section of Amazon would I find "ita's happiness" in?
Aims - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:05 pm PST #4460 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"Orlando Bloom"
§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:15 pm PST #4461 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Honey, if only I knew.
Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 2:09:55 pm PST #4462 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Seriously, Aimee. I've been dumpy-feeling since the Tim thing at the Expo. We were surrounded by people and I was not only the shortest person in the crowd, but the roundest. I was having all kinds of issues. And then I thought in my head, I thought, "TIM LIKES ME BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU TO THE TENTH POWER SO NYAH NYAH" and then I no longer had dumpy issues, but instead had craxy issues.